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A friend had posted on his site a list of ten things. It was titled "How to be miserable as an Artist"

Well, here is my,....er...well...positive...fallow up list.

How to be happy as an artist (illustrator)

1. Make sure never to leave your parents home. No matter what age.

2. If you have to move out, make sure to live with someone that has a substantial income  to cover the bills. But, do not get into a relationship (number 5)

3. Get a real job somewhere but only long enough to injure yourself and collect Workman's comp.

4. If you get paid for what you do, throw a big party to celebrate it. It won't last long either way so enjoy it while you can.

5. Never, ever get in a relationship with a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you are so inclined) as they will eventually expect you to earn a living like everyone else.

6. Only draw what you enjoy drawing. That may change at any given moment. In the end, it will be your best work anyway.

7. Never refer to yourself as an artist (high expectations) but rather a"creative soul". By having no formal title you have nothing to live up to.

8.Try not to announce that you can draw as you will find people wanting you to draw things you would never want to spend time drawing. While writers, actors, athletes and the like are asked for signatures, you will be asked to draw something. Something you care nothing about. Stay quiet and draw what you want.

9.Learn to enjoy eating soft foods from an early age. With no dental plans, an appetite for steak or beak jerky can only lead to disappointment in later years. Stay happy. Cake, pudding, dough nuts. Now we are talking. :)

10. Only want what you can pluck free from the Internet. Buying anything is out of the question. Enjoy only what you can afford (nothing) and you will never be disappointed.

and...number 11..
11. Never have children. (refer to number 5, er, well number 1 as well should help you stay clear too). I love my children but, they can only bring you down when they look you in the eyes and wonder why they have nothing to eat and no presents for their birthdays like other kids.  Happy artist will not go through this one every day.
  • Listening to: coldplay
  • Reading: great scripts to draw
  • Watching: DEXTER
  • Eating: too much
  • Drinking: coffee, lots of it.
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:iconstevescott:
~stevescott Feb 16, 2010  Professional Artist
By the way, everyone. This is in jest. However, there is truth in jest, as they say. Times are not very good right now but if I can't laugh about it among friends,...well. Sometimes that's all we can do and look for tomorrow to be a new day. :)
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:iconvonfrankenstuff:
HAH! thats hilarious man!
Its good to see you laughing in the face of adversity.
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:iconstevescott:
Mood: Optimism ~stevescott Feb 15, 2010  Professional Artist
We just have to sometimes.
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~madman1 Feb 15, 2010  Professional Artist
Too late for most of the list,but I do have a wife who is very understanding and makes enough to cover things for now.

By the way I'm working on inks on the Fury Wolverine pages you posted and as soon as I'm done I'll let you know.I hope you don't mind.
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~stevescott Feb 15, 2010  Professional Artist
Ah! You have now added to my mini list of artist who's wife can support the household and is very understanding of the artist's situation (this flips the same way if you are a woman artist married to a man that covers the household). It is an anomaly and a real good one. Thing is, remember, patience is needed. My be years or months for financial success to hit doing this and that cold only last for Months or years. Be prepared for the best and the worst, is all.
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~madman1 Feb 15, 2010  Professional Artist
Oh I know it,6 years and counting,and I still need to have a"real" job for my spending money.
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~stevescott Feb 15, 2010  Professional Artist
yipes! By the way. Look forward to seeing the inks on the Wolverine. Have fun with that.

Also, career note: I see what many publishers are doing with regards to skipping the inks and going right to colors (yipes). For a backup plan, if pencilling is not your thing and even if it is, start getting photoshop practice. I find it fun, actually (when my computer is not lagging) and it will be needed with most every comic out there.
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~madman1 Feb 15, 2010  Professional Artist
Yeah I've thought about that.Just need to find the time to jump in with both feet.
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~stevescott Feb 15, 2010  Professional Artist
not my spelling goofing up but a rather lagging computer driving me nuts. So many typo's so little time.
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*TheRealJoshLyman Feb 15, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
starting the slow clap now?

If it helps i was told a long time ago that poor people do other things than go to the movies, as it saves money...but generally leads to more mouths to feed
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